THIS BOOK WILL LEAVE SOME THINGS OUT Big books are no fun. They’re expensive to buy, heavy to carry, and often written in long, complicated sentences, paragraphs, and chapters that go on and on while the text grows and the words grow longer and more obscure as the author tries to show their verbosity and vocabulary, examining the thesaurus for
words that describe, narrate, impress, and fill up space but never quite get to the point so that you end up going back to the beginning of the long confusing text and try to reread, but then you start wondering what’s for dinner or what’s on TV instead.
Yes, this book will also include some bad jokes.
This book is as small as possible because it leaves things out.
You’re going to read that time and time again, but it’s worth repeating: This book will leave things out.